In Britain and in Tallahassee (those are the only two places I can manage to keep up with!), there seems to be some space alien coming to planet earth and taking all the loo paper back to their own planet.
I know this because there appears to be none in the shops. All over social media, on both sides of the pond, people are talking about this strange phenomena …rolls of soft paper commonly used in the private moments of one’s life, going missing from the shelves where they were once abundant.
So either, space aliens are beaming them up,or they are being used for jobs that have nothing to do with the private moments of life. What job do you think that might be?